Round 1

1. Cleveland Browns: Sam Darnold
   

   lol

2. New York Giants: Bradley Chubb
   

   Giants are ass as so is he

3. New York Jets: Baker Mayfield
   

   7:52 and OU still sucks

4. Cleveland Browns: Shitquon Barfley
   

   God dammit this was our pick

5. Denver Broncos: DJ Moore
   

   Idk, the mock draft guy suggested him

6. Indianapolis Colts: Quentin Nelson
   

   Should've taken Ricky imo

7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Derwin James
   

   Tampa is a great place for a criminole

8. Chicago Bears: Denzel Ward
   

   Good get. Sad he's on a team with a ceiling of 3 wins

9. San Francisco 49ers: Mike McGlitchney
   

   Will fuck jimmy g by the end of the year

10. Oakland Raiders: Harold Landry
    

11. Miami Dolphins: Minkah Fitzpatrick
    

12. Buffalo Bills: Josh Allen
    

13. Washington Redskins: Vita Vea
    

14. Green Bay Packers: Roquan Smith
    

15. Arizona Cardinals: Josh Rosen
    

16. Baltimore Ravens: Lamar Jackson
    

17. Los Angeles Chargers: Kolton Miller
    

18. Seattle Seahawks: Marcus Davenport
    

19. Dallas Cowboys: Taven Bryant
    

20. Detroit Lions: Da\'Ron Payne
    

21. Cincinnati Bengals: James Daniels
    

22. Buffalo Bills: Calvin Ridley
    

23. New England Patriots: Raashon evans
    

24. Carolina Panthers: will hernandez
    

25. Tennessee Titans: maurice hursyt
    

26. Atlanta Falcons: Jaire alexander
    

27. New Orleans Saints: Calvin Ridley
    

28. Pittsburgh Steelers: josh jackson
    

29. Jacksonville Jaguars: dallas goedert
    

30. Minnesota Vikings: Leighton vänder esch
    

31. New England Patriots: frank ragnow
    

32. Philadelphia Eagles: Isiah Oliver