Round 1

1. Jacksonville Jaguars: Travon Walker, Edge, Georgia
   

   Georgiaaaaaaa

2. Detroit Lions: Kayvon Thibodeaux, Edge, Oregon
   

   You're welcome Austy

3. Houston Texans: Garrett Wilson, WR, Ohion State
   

   idc what you people think, i like this pick

4. New York Jets: Derek Stingley Jr., CB, LSU
   

5. New York Giants: Drake London, WR, USC
   

6. Carolina Panthers: Aidan Hutchinson, Edge, Michigan
   

   the slip of all slips

7. New York Giants: Kyle Hamilton, S, Notre Dame
   

8. Atlanta Falcons: Malik Willis, QB, Liberty
   

   a good Christian boy

9. Seattle Seahawks: Jameson Williams, WR, Alabama
   

10. New York Jets: Jordan Davis, IDL, Georgia
    

11. Washington Commanders: Ahmad Gardner, CB, Cincinnati
    

12. Minnesota Vikings: Zion Johnson, IOL, BC
    

13. Houston Texans: Evan Neal, OT, Alabama
    

14. Baltimore Ravens: Charles Cross, OT, Mississippi State
    

15. Philadelphia Eagles: Daxton Hill, S, Michigan
    

    what kind of name is Daxton?

16. New Orleans Saints: Ikem Ekwonu, OT, NC State
    

17. Los Angeles chargers: Devonte Wyatt, IDL, Georgia
    

18. Philadelphia Eagles: Jermaine Johnson, Edge, Florida State
    

    Go Noles!

19. New Orleans Saints: George Karlaftis, Edge, Purdue
    

    they have had some success with a Purdue man once upon a time

20. Pittsburgh Steelers: Kenny Pickett, QB, Pittsburgh
    

    staying home.. small hands and all

21. New England Patriots: Devin Lloyd, LB, Utah
    

    fingers crossed

22. Green Bay Packers: Trevor Penning, OT, Northern Iowa
    

23. Arizona Cardinals: Andrew Booth Jr., CB, Clemson
    

    I wanted to give them a QB... but a CB will do

24. Dallas Cowboys: Chris Olave, WR, Ohio State
    

25. Buffalo Bills: Trent McDuffie, CB, Washington
    

    McDermott drafting a McDuffie? They make Disney films about this stuff

26. Tennessee Titans: Treylon Burks, WR, Arkansas
    

    gotta make sure that Titans players have a good name to be a country singer.. just in case it doesn't work out

27. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Kenyon Green, IOL, Texas A&M
    

28. Green Bay Packers: Jahan Dotson, WR, Penn State
    

29. Kansas City Chiefs: Boye Mafe, Edge, Minnesota
    

    Booooooyyyyeeee

30. Kansas City Chiefs: Lewis Cline, S, Georgia
    

31. Cincinnati Bengals: Kaiir Elam, CB, Florida
    

32. Detroit Lions: Desmond Ridder, QB, Cincinnati
    

    again... you're welcome babe